Matthew

Matthew is a student and regular "customer" at Desmond's. While old he is still a student and unemployed. His catchphrase is "There is an old African saying" followed by "think about it" after he has said the phrase. A number of times Porkpie pointed out that the saying isn't African in particular. Twice Matthew replied, "Well I am an old African and I am saying it" and one time he said "I think you will find that everything is African". He engages in verbal sparring with Porkpie but isn't fazed due to his high opinion of Africa. He comes from Gambia.