A Microwave, Five Men, and a Nappy

A Microwave, Five Men, and a Nappy is the fifth episode of the second series and eleventh episode overall. It aired February 19th 1990.

Summary and Plot
With Shirley and the kids away from the barber shop for the weekend, Desmond reckons that he is off the leash, until a generous gesture leaves him holding the baby. Desmond is left with cold food and a microwave he doesn't know how to work.

Quotes
"Food? Did somebody mention food? Why, I'm hungry, you know."


 * - Porkpie, upon hearing Tony and Desmond talk about sandwiches.

"Me know a wicked pub with a dread jukebox that plays hard tunes!"


 * - Tony, "imitating" black people.

"Look, it's perfectly natural. The baby's had a crap, okay?"


 * - Michael.

Main Cast
Norman Beaton as Desmond Ambrose Carmen Munroe as Shirley Ambrose Geff Francis as Michael Ambrose Justin Pickett as Sean Ambrose Kimberly Walker as Gloria Ambrose

Secondary Cast
Ram John Holder as Porkpie Gyearbuor Asante as Matthew Dominic Keating as Tony Robbie Gee as Lee Stanley

Guest Cast
Adrienne O'Sullivan as Helen