Hyacinth Green

Appearing in the 9th episode of Season 6 she was the woman who Porkpie was cheating with causing his wife to leave him. She hoped to have sex with him again but Porkpie stayed loyal to his new fiance Susu. Shirley stated that she never liked Hyacinth because of her constantly being with men who were already attached "always wanting what I can't have" as she put it herself.