Porkpie

Augustus Neapolitan Cleveland Grant, more commonly known as Porkpie around Pekham, was named after a number of generals but the preacher made a mistake so he was called Neapolitan rather than Napoleon. He gets his nickname Porkpie from the porkpie hat he constantly wears. His catchphrase is "yeah man". Life and love in particular haven't been kind to Porkpie and his wife divorced him after catching him in bed with Hyacinth Green. She then took the kids with her to Canada. The daughter later tracked him down and they met up. Porkpie got engaged to Susu after her marriage failed and he came out of retirement to become a lollipop man. While initially doing a poor job he decided to keep the job after saving someone's life. He likes rum, playing dominos and mocking Matthew.